100 Crazy Funny Family Quotes That Will Make You ROFL!

Are your family dynamics a little bit wacky? Do you and your siblings constantly fight, but then end up rolling around on the floor in laughter?

If so, you’re not alone! Families come in all shapes and sizes, and each one has its own unique set of quirks.

That’s why we’ve put together this hilarious list of 100 crazy funny family quotes. These quotes will have you ROFLing (rolling on the floor laughing) with delight!

So sit back, relax, and enjoy these laugh-out-loud moments from families around the world. And don’t forget to share this post with your friends and family – they’re sure to get a kick out of it too!

Crazy Funny Family Quotes

1. “We’re so not normal!”🤷‍♀️


2. “We can’t take a family photo without someone looking like they’re in prison.” 😂

3. “I come from a family of lunatics. I’m the sane one.”😜

4. “Families are like fudge … mostly sweet with a few nuts.”😁

5. “My family is so loud, you can hear them in the next town” 🤣🤷‍♀️

6. “I have never seen so much insanity in one room”


7. “My family is so crazy, they make the Brady Bunch look normal.”

8. “Just once I’d like to hear my parents say ‘I’m proud of you, but then again they’re probably expecting some sort of award for being parents.”

9. “A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another. If these minds love one another the home will be as beautiful as a flower garden. But if these minds get out of harmony with one another it is like a storm that plays havoc with the garden.”

10. “My house is so loud sometimes I can’t even hear myself think.”

11. “I’m not saying that my kids are perfect, but they’re pretty close.”

12. “Having a family is like having a bowling ball attached to your ankle… it’s always there, and you can’t get rid of it.”

13. “I’m not saying that family isn’t important… I’m just saying that my family is more important than yours.”

14. “A family is a group of people who all have different nicknames for each other.”

15. “My family is so funny… One of the cats sleeps with one eye open!”

16. “Welcome to my life, said no one ever.”


Funny Crazy Family Quotes

In this section, we are going to provide you with some of the best examples of funny, crazy family quotes. These are really good for all family members to understand each other.

17. “I’m glad I’m not the only one in my family who’s crazy.”

18. “My family is a bunch of weirdos, but I love them anyway.”


19. “I wouldn’t trade my crazy family for anything in the world.”

20. “My family is nuts, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

21. “My family is like a pack of wild animals… but in a good way.”

22. “Crazy families are the best families.”

23. “I’m the oldest, so that means I know everything.”

24. “Thanks for having us over, Grandma. It was really fun spending time with your cat.”

25. “A happy family is but an illusion.”

26. “I’ll take a few seconds to explain my family tree, but I don’t have time to explain why.”

27. “I love my family, but you know sometimes I’m like, what the heck?”

28. “Daddy, what’s a family?

29. “I’m sorry I got you pregnant, let’s have another kid!”

30. “When I am home, I am waiting for my family to come back. When they are home, I am waiting for them to leave.”

31. “I’m all about family, but I don’t want to be in the family business.”

32. “I am so glad we don’t have to share a room again,”

Funny Quotes About Crazy Family

There’s no doubt that families can be hilarious. Whether it’s a crazy uncle or a wacky sibling, there’s always something funny happening within the family. Here are some of our favorite family quotes that will have you laughing out loud!

33. “My family’s like a freight train- never arrives on time and always takes the scenic route.”

34. “Crazy people are a lot like bad dogs. They need a little love, a little nurturing, and a lot of training.”

35. “If you want to tell the truth, make things up.”

36. “We’re not crazy, you’re just looking at the world through your own warped perception.”

37. “I have a family. But they are all crazy.”

38. “Everybody’s a little bit crazy in their family.”

39. “The only time I’m really scared is when I see my entire family at once.”

40. “The only time my family is the same is on photos.”

41. “Some families are made in heaven, but ours was made in hell.”

42. “I’m only weird because I can’t do anything about it.”

43. “What’s wrong with people? We’re all such a bunch of psychos.”

44. “Some of us come from a long line of crazies.”

Funny Quotes About Crazy Family Members

If you’re like most families, you have at least one crazy member. And if you’re lucky, they’re entertaining enough that you can laugh about them.

Check out these funny quotes about crazy family members – and remember, it could be worse! You could be related to them!

45. “You know, I’m a good daughter. I just have a really screwed-up family.”

46. “I have a crazy cousin who thinks he’s a bird.”

47. “My family is just as crazy as yours, I promise!”

48. “My family tree needs a lite trimming”

49. “The best way to ruin a family outing is to have a relative in it.”

50. “What’s the difference between a crazy family member and an axe murderer?”

51. “Some people are crazy, and they don’t even know it.”

52. “My mother-in-law is so crazy, I don’t even know whether to put her shoes on the right feet or the left.”

53. “My family needs a vacation so badly, they all need to be taken to the shore and dipped in the ocean.”

54. “I think the best way to get along with my family is to avoid talking to them.”

55, “It’s like she never left her 20s. I always feel like I’m babysitting.”

56. “It’s not so much being crazy as it is being crazy in large numbers.”

57. “I’m not crazy, I just have a lot of thoughts.”

Funny Crazy Family Christmas Card Quote

Families are the heart of Christmas. And what’s more fun than poking a little fun at our families during the holidays? Check out these hilarious and crazy Christmas card quotes we’ve gathered you to choose from.

Whether you’re looking for a funny quote for your mom or dad or something a little sillier for your kids, we’ve got you covered.

So go ahead and get started on your Christmas card – with a little bit of humor, it will be sure to put a smile on everyone’s face!

58. “This is so much better than sending another text.”

59. “Merry Christmas to my crazy family. You’re all a little nuts in your own special way! Love, Cousin Jenny”

60. “You’re a pain in the neck, but I love you.”

61. “Merry Christmas to the whole crazy family. We love you so much, even though you drive us nuts.”

62. “I can’t believe I’m spending Christmas with you.”

63. “We’re just a bunch of people who love each other and have plenty to be thankful for this holiday season.”

64. “I don’t want anything for Christmas, I just need you guys to behave.”

65. “Hey, we’re the family that always laughs at each other’s jokes and never gets upset”

66. “You’re like a Christmas tree: Every time I look at you, I marvel at all the wonderful things you give and share. You’re bundles of love wrapped up in joy.”

67. “Christmas is the one time of year when nobody, not even your family, can complain about the presents you get them.”

68. “I’m so lucky to have a family that tolerates me”

69. “You’re part of the family, even if you’re a little prickly and overly honest at times.”

70. “We are a very special kind of weird…”

Funny Quotes About My Crazy Family

71. “My family is like a pack of cats. No matter how crazy they are, I love them anyways.”

72. “It’s so strange. Sometimes, I think my family is made up of characters from a Dicken’s novel.”

73. “Good food, good people, and a little crazy.”

74. “I wouldn’t trade my family for the world. They may be crazy, but they’re my crazies.”

75. “A family is a group of people who share genes, a home, and a sense of humor.”

76. “I don’t know what it is about my family, but we’re all crazy. Some of us are just crazier than others.”😁

77. “My family is wacky … in a good way.”🙌

78. “I was thinking about my crazy family the other day, and I suddenly realized that I’ve always been really lucky to have them.”🤷‍♂️

79. “The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” 🤣

80. “When you know all of your family’s embarrassing secrets and they know all of yours, it makes for a pretty crazy family.”

81. “Don’t worry, you were never the sane one anyway.”

Funny Quotes On Crazy Family Drama

It’s no secret that families can be crazy. There’s always something going on, whether it’s a big fight or just a lot of little annoyances.

Families are a constant source of drama, and it’s always funny to look back on it later. That’s why we’ve collected some of the best quotes about crazy family drama.

Whether you’re dealing with your own family or just observing them from afar, these quotes will make you laugh!

82. “If you ain’t got drama, you ain’t living!”

83. “I’m not crazy, my mother just thinks I am.”

84. “I’m not the one who created family drama, I’m just the one who enjoys it.”

85. “Family drama is like a delicious cheese pizza – no matter how many times you eat it, it never gets old.”

86. “I love family drama. It’s like a never-ending reality TV show that I can’t turn off.”

87. “Some people create family drama because they’re bored. I create family drama because it’s fun.”

88. “Seriously, why can’t we all just get along?!”

89. “I swear, family drama is like a never-ending roller coaster ride.”

90. “I’m pretty sure my family is drama-free. It’s just that when they’re together, it’s like a tornado of hilariousness.”

91. “I’m not sure what’s more entertaining: my family’s drama or my reactions to it.”

92. “The best you can do is hope for a family that’s really close. If they’re not, then you’re in for a lot of drama.”

93. ‘I wish I was an only child.'”

94.”Family drama is the best kind of drama.”

95. “I need to go for a jog and blow off some steam. I’ll be back in an hour.”

96. “I’m not sure who’s more dysfunctional, my family or the writers of Shameless.”

97. “It’s like a soap opera in my house, but without the glamour or the money.”

98. “Why can’t my family just be normal? Oh wait, I forgot, that would be too boring.”

99. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating: the fact that my family drives me crazy, or the fact that they’re the only ones I have.”

100. “Sometimes I feel like I’m caught in the middle of a never-ending battle between my parents and my siblings.”